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Proof that high school French can come in useful.

"Est-ce que je peux emprunter votre feutre?"
Can I borrow your marker?

My slogan is (was) on the Eiffel Tower! And I look really stupid in that picture.







Probably not there anymore, but stuff I wrote on places at the City Museum is still partially there over a year and a half later (see photo here)

Ugh, so what's going on?
Today I am stuck at home. Yesterday miss L. threw up in my car and the smell is utterly unbearable. I can't get it cleaned until tomorrow, and it's going to cost over $50. Annoying.
I think part of the reason it stinks so bad is today was supposedly one of the hottest days this summer. Yuck. Vomit and heat, excellent.
In other news, there is a raccoon who has been hanging out in our garage for a while now. Whenever we see him and yell at him, he just crosses the garage and hides behind my sister's car until we're gone.
My dad's alzheimer's is at a new level of grossness. The thing now is he puts dirty dishes in the cabinets like they were clean. I was measuring some water and had almost poured it into my dinner when i noticed black specks all over the glass. I'm lucky i didn't ruin my meal.
Ugh, and the worst part was today I got a phone call at home and dad didn't hang up after I picked up. And he didn't hang up after I said "Dad, this is my phone call and my business, hang up now." either. He also picked up my prescription the other day, and i have no idea HOW he managed to get the authority to do that.
I think my bipolar sucks because I just drift between depressed and really angry now. I want to go get food (there isn't really anything here, I've had pasta for pretty much the last 5 days straight) but no transportation.
Today since i don't have anything to do I'm trying to listen to all the music on my computer that I've never listened to before. It's decent, actually.
I don't really have anything else to post.

So charles put on his tool dvd without asking but I'm really not mad. it's really cool.

Anyway, since I am committed to posting more pictures, here you are.
These first four are of the barbecue





I'm sure anyone in or even around st. louis has heard about the huge fire downtown. Apparently, there was a "tank farm" (fire man told me this) and all the tanks started exploding. (tanks of gas and oxygen). After i heard about the fire i went down to take pictures. I went down by a firetruck that was spraying and took a few pictures and talked to a fireman for a bit, then i went down by the other side and tried to peek thorugh the fence. When I noticed that there were gas tanks literally inches away from me, I jumped. Before I could take any pictures, a cop came voer and told me I couldn't be there. He was very friendly though, and said he didn't walk over there to "get me", he was just on his way to get ice cream... Anyway, here are the few pictures I managed to grab, and the last picture that got screwed up as I had to put down my camera when i saw the cop with the flashlight coming.

One of the most underrated skills of photography is the social aspect of it. Anyone can take pictures of anything, but it takes real talent to approach people and ask them if you can photograph them. It takes even more skill to lie to them. But all this hard work pays off in amusement.

So we lied. Amber, Ian, and I were hanging out at the movie theater (we just hang out there, we don't see movies there, because we're DORKS) and we somehow again managed to get ourselves a fair amount of vampire teeth. This was a reprise of last May's performance, in which we handed out vampire teeth to a line of folks waiting to see Kill Bill Vol. 2, telling them "We saw the movie earlier today, the teeth really make the movie a LOT better!".
What'd we tell them this time? Well, we went around bothering people telling them that we were promoters for a new movie called Vampires vs. Sharks starring Paris Hilton (and yes, she dies) and all sorts of other bullshit.
Surprisingly, a lot of people consented not only to wearing vampire teeth, but to letting us take their picture. If they really believed that we were movie promoters, let alone for a movie called Vampires vs. Sharks, they deserve to have their pictures posted here.














These kids were jerks. We gave them the teeth and then right when they should have posed for a group shot complete with west county suburban gang signs, they ran off into mommy's SUV.







Freakin' kids.

Not really enough to do a feature, but here you go.










Also, check this out. Poor prostitots getting hit on by a drunken middle aged man. Amber and I intervene.
http://www.audrizzle.com/gen/poorgirls.avi